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Funny Inspirational Sports Quotes From Movies

• In order to start winning, we have to stop losing. – Emmanuel Arceneaux
• If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice? – Derek P.
• We need the players because without the players we wouldn’t have a team. – Howard Wilkinson
• The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition. – Nick Seitz
• The first half was even, the second half was even worse. – Pat Spillane
• One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn’t do you any good. – Abe Lemmons
• I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. – Gerald R. Ford
• The only way to prove that you’re a good sport is to lose. – Ernie Banks
• You win some, lose some, and wreck some. – Dale Earnhardt
• The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Funny Sports Commentary Quotes

• Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand. – Leo Durocher
• Just sports. Playing games versus playing – sports? – Filmtwob
• That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it. – unknown
• Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand. – Leo Durocher
• Wrestling is ballet with violence. – Jesse Ventura
• It’s a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. – Pete Rose
• I knew I had to win today, otherwise, she would have beaten me. – Heather Watson
• Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV. – Thomas Sowell
• Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical. – Yogi Berra
• Football games turn on things that are done by players. – Willie Miller

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Funny Quotes About Playing Sports

• Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. – Sylvester Stallone
• Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good. – Tom Watt
• I’ve never lost a game I just ran out of time. – Michael Jordan
• Losing is the great American sin. – Jerome Holtzman
• If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. – George Brett
• Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. – Frank Gifford
• The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. – John Madden
• I don’t have any tricky plays, I’d rather have tricky players. – Abe Lemons
• If you can beat a team 6-5, you’re better off than losing 5-4. – Casey Stengel
• The NFL, like life, is full of idiots. – Randy Cross

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Best Funny Short Sports Quotes

• It’s bad to get hit on your chin. Because it’s attached to your head. – Rex Hudler
• Solo homers usually come with no one on base. – Ralph Kinner
• Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. – Ted Williams
• I figure practice puts your brains in your muscles. – Sam Snead
• Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman’s game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts. – Henry Blaha
• I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe
• If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you’re going to have problems. You’ll be dead a lot. – Dean Smith
• As the ball gets softer, it loses its hardness. – Geoff Boycott
• It’s hard to get a hit if you strikeout. – Larry Dieker
• Tennis and golf are best played, not watched. – Roger Kahn

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Funny British Sports Quotes UK

• Serious sport is war minus the shooting. – George Orwell
• Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very un-orderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off. – Bill Veeck
• The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. – Michael Holding
• To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. – Jack Handey
• Tis not that rural sports alone invite, but all the grateful country breathes delight. – John Gay
• The rules of soccer are very simple, basically, it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does. – Phil Woosnam
• If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
• The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game. – Bill Shankly
• All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. – Gordie Howe
• If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. – Jack Lemmon