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Funny Pandemic Graduation Quotes
At graduation you get to wear a cap and gown, but it’s a good idea to also wear something underneath it. – Greg Tamblyn
The tassel’s worth the hassle! – unknown
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car.
But if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. So if there’s any real advice I can give you it’s this. College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. – Jon Stewart
If at first you don’t succeed, try to hide your astonishment. – Harry Banks
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. – John Green
Just remember, you can’t climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets. – Arnold Schwarzenegger
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and scarce in that. – Benjamin Franklin
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. – T.S. Eliot
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. – Muhammad Ali
Remember, when it comes to applying for jobs, books ARE judged by their cover! – Patricia Akins
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. – Will Rogers
Don’t ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don’t wait until you’re ‘successful’, because honestly, I was a happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck. – Peter Farrelly
The Lord gave us two ends: one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. – Ann Landers
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. – Gary Bolding
At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros. – Paul Freund
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go. – Dr. Seuss
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
Short Funny Graduation Quotes
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success. – Robert Orben
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. – Robert M. Hutchins
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. – Ambrose Bierce
Life has a very simple plot: first you’re here and then you’re not. – Eric Idle
Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional. – Bob Bickford
Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself. – Mark A. Cooper
So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you’re on the right track. – Ed Helms
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! – Louisa May Alcott
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. – W.C. Fields
You will never become a howling success by just howling. – Bob Harrington
Funny Graduation Quotes For Friends
All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. – unknown
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different? – C.S. Lewis
You’re going to fall down, but the world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the number of times you get back up. – Aaron Sorkin
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States. – George W. Bush
I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which is that you can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. – Jim Carrey
It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. – Isabel Waxman
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it. – Bill Watterson
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. – Al Bernstein
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – William Lyon Phelps
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today. – George Foreman
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. – Will Rogers
Patience! The windmill never strays in search of the wind. – Andy J. Sklivis
When they hand you your diploma, keep moving. Just in case they try to take it back. – unknown
Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock. – Woody Allen
The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. – Newton D. Baker
Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom found together. – Napoleon Hill
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies ‘commencement exercises’. Graduation is not the end; it’s the beginning. – Orrin Hatch
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere. – Frank A. Clark
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. – Sarah Brown
Funny Group Graduation Quotes Photos
Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class – Hope your surgery went well! – Simone Elkeles
People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… ‘And we wish you Godspeed.’ It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. – Bill Cosby
Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. – Homer Simpson
Sixty years ago I knew everything; now I know nothing. Education is the progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant
Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what’s going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along. – Stephen Colbert
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. – Vidal Sassoon
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