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1. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.”
2. “A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.”
3. “A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive.”
4. “A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy.”
5. “A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn’t one of them.”
6. “A power nap is when you sleep on someone who’s weaker than you.”
7. “Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.”
8. “Canoe plus waterfall equals I don’t go camping anymore.”
9. “Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”
10. “Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.”
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11. “Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.”
12. “Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.”
13. “Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.”
14. “Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.”
15. “I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.”
16. “I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.”
17. “I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don’t have a napkin.”
18. “I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I’d know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.”
19. “I think it’s interesting that ‘cologne’ rhymes with ‘alone.'”
20. “I used this product called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ ’cause sometimes, when I’m eating toast, I like to be incredulous. ‘How was breakfast?’ ‘ Unbelievable.'”
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21. “I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it, so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.”
22. “I’ve often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn’t like me that way. I’ve definitely done time in the friend zone.”
23. “It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.”
24. “It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.”
25. “It’s always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than… um, wait, than… something, maybe.”
26. “Never forget where you came from. That’s what I think when I walk into a cave.”
27. “Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.”
28. “Separate but equal is terrible for education but it’s perfect for eyebrows.”
29. “Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.”
30. “Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is.”
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31. “The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.”
32. “The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”
33. “The planets. Now footnote, I’m including Pluto in the planets, because I think it’s terrible what they did to Pluto. And it’s still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.”
34. “The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.”
35. “The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
36. “To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.”
37. “When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.”
38. “When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch French fries.”
39. “Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.”
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